Culchuh injecshun

A few days into our studies at ACL, and any surviving notions of this being a year's holiday have been more or less stripped away. Long afternoons spent people-watching in cafes or channel-hopping have been replaced with homework sessions and the frantic production of pointless flashcards, or else have taken on an air of guilt that certainly wasn't there before - you know, when we were meant to be revising all summer. I scored fifty-two out of a hundred in our placement test and was at the higher end of the scale. Clearly we have a long way to go.

Our study of the Arabic language is divided into four unofficial modules - grammar, speaking, Egyptian colloquial ('aamaya) and 'everything else'. The teachers are all exceptional, and classes are about a quarter of the size they were last year, which is a huge help. For our grammar studies we have Gad, who bears a striking resemblance to the Rain Man and fiddles with his pens in a similar manner, but conveys in slow, methodical English a great enthusiasm for what is probably the least exciting aspect of the language - in explaining the verb forms he is "giving us the key" and "building the foundations... and you can now go as high... as you like." Cue big smile. All four are from Alexandria though one, Muhammad Ansary, has studied English literature and travelled extensively, and has given us Arabic nicknames for the year (the point being that the year abroad isn't about studying a language but cultural immersion, a term that would make me shudder had anyone else said it but in this instance we found ourselves nodding along). Mine remains Hannah though - as many grinning supermarket workers have been keen to point out, هنا is an Arabic name.

Homework assignments, as with all languages, look more time-consuming and blood-pressure-raising than they turn out to be, for the simple reason that you either know the answer or you don't. More often that not so far it's the latter.

On a more interesting note - today we took a brief detour on the way home after filling up on 80p shawarma to visit the French Institute, about fifteen minutes from Wabuur al Maya. This is the first time we've been out at this point in the day, when schools empty and many people go home from work - even if only to nap for a few hours before pouring back into the streets at night. It's almost unbearably hot, jam-packed, raucous and unsanitary but full of life and colour. And, as we then discover, second-hand books. The place is a goldmine.

What Deko happily refers to as 'literary jewels' cram the shelves of a line of stalls down the middle of the road, shoulder-to-shoulder with children's magazines, travel guides, mechanic's handbooks and religious texts in English, Arabic and French. I pick up The Poisonwood Bible for two English pounds and she buys six volumes for eight and a promise that we will be coming back. Some are pictured below along with some baklava that we assume is another impossible bargain (£3.40 for one kilo) but turns out to taste of cow ghee and disappointment.

Stay tuned for next Thursday though, as in the last few days we have also received this:

Peaches and fail

Termtime at the Institute has officially begun! The building works are now more or less finished and classes start tomorrow morning - and despite having an Arabic week with a day off on friday, it really is the morning. From our point of view perhaps the only benefit to staying at ACL is the feasability of staying in bed until nine (wild) while we on the other hand are learning the hard way to get used to a 7:30am start. The sound of the children over the road chanting their English alphabet is no longer an annoyance but an alarm clock. Rage.

Feedback from those staying at the Institute is for the most part positive, if a little bored. The only way to get into town is via a scheduled bus so many of the students there have yet to properly explore Alexandria. Still, there's a small gym now set up, television and regular pilgrimages to Carrefour - and who needs the seafront when you can dabble your toes in a marsh. Magda's grandchildren are often about for a game of basketball in the little front courtyard and a skinny, sleepy cat flops on unsuspecting laps. Judging by the Arabic shouting match that followed, in asking for a Nescafe I appear to have christened the coffee machine too.

This is the first year ACL have had their own accommodation and the rules are clear: amongst others, no hugs (between male and female pupils, even on site! - our greetings were tinged with slight exasperation), no drugs (apparently prevalent in Alexandria, where the pint glasses of sugar cane juice alone ought to be a Class A) and no political activism. This last point is backed up with a story about a student two years ago who wisely chose to spend his year abroad distributing leaflets for some fundamentalists he met at a mosque. No fear there. As a liberal lefty in Egypt at this time, or indeed any relatively well-informed young person, it's hard not to feel saturated in the 'spirit of the revolution' that smiles from the pages of magazines, stares from billboards, glistens on the graffiti-covered walls - but to engage in protest ourselves I feel would not only be irredeemably stupid but a little patronising towards the efforts of the people who were actually here in January, and have to continue to live here once we're gone. The message was clear: say what you want, write what you want, photograph what you want provided it's not in a uniform. But you are a tourist, and now especially it's only apropriate to behave as such.

Which brings me to what we did the following day. Knowing we had a 'placement exam' and Egyptian colloqual oral exam the next day, we did what any sensible student abroad would do: we went to the beach.

To clarify, this is not the Alexandria seafront, which is heaving during the day and too full of 'sharks' (the testosterone-fuelled kind; real sharks would be a picnic by comparison) to bear thinking about, but Montazer beach, a little further down and usually requiring membership to get inside. Enter Riham. The family we rented our apartment from also have a flat downtown, and, would you believe, a beach house. We meet them early on Friday morning and drive down, and are joined later by the rest of the class.

Above: Some of the fiendishly expensive seaside homes; the 'real' beach is about five minutes away.
Below: Sunbathing, and Jakub the highly compliant sandman. Below below: we return to the beach hut and prance about on the neighbouring roof where apparently it's possible to sleep at night.

The sea here is warm by midday and while there are a few rocks underfoot, it's highly swimmable. Alexandrian beaches are man-made so the sand is under a foot deep, which unfortunately means no digging holes. However we spend a lovely afternoon slow-cooking under the Egyptian sun, eating melted KitKats and having our fusha (Modern Standard Arabic) relentlessly mocked, again. On the way back listening to Buzzin and avoiding the old men on motorbikes making kissy noises - yes there are more than one - we spot the best bumper sticker so far. Oh Abdo.

Am having a hard time taking the idea of work seriously. As it turns out this attitude is really just as well, because the next day we sit our placement test, and even if we had spent the last week revising it would have been beyond nightmarish. As previously mentioned we have never learned the colours. Or gerunds. Or how to spell in any capacity. Falling asleep midway was probably avoidable but hopefully that will get easier in a few days' time, whereas our Arabic appears to be at least a year behind what they'd anticipated. We are to be divided into two ability-based groups, presumably Awful and Mostly Awful, and given alternate Arabic names for the year just to drive our incompetence home. For the first time in five months, tomorrow we open our Al-Kittabs. In the meantime I think the picture below sums up the general mood for the day:

Procrastination in pictures

Who would have thought it possible to suffer cabin fever in such a lovely cabin. After two days of vegging, True Blood and speculation we realise it's about time we 'did something' and so once the heat of the day has more or less passed (the best way of measuring this is not looking at a clock but standing on the pavement outside and observing whether or not anyone faints) we head out towards the library, and our favourite cafe.

Finally, after two weeks, we get our hands on some shisha. In Turkey early this summer a friend of mine, who lives in Istanbul, assured me Egyptian shisha was the best in the world - perhaps an urban myth but certainly, especially given that we paid just £1.50 for several hours' worth of cherry-flavoured coughing, I'm pleased to report that it is at the very least pretty damn good. Over chocolate milkshakes and date juice so sugary it leaves a silty texture in the mouth (Arabs apparently compensate for lack of alcohol with overloads of smoke and sweetness) we watch the sky darken and the waves roll in - and try to ignore the feeling of several (mostly) politely curious eyes on our every move.

Since being here, and aside from other Leeds students, I have counted a grand total of two other white/British people, one of them a rather put-upon looking ginger probably fed up of the staring. Vicky and I spent some of this summer in Jordan so we count the fact that nobody has cried "Shakira" or "Very very very very nnnaaaaaiiiiicceee" as a minor blessing, but certainly as a Westerner you cannot escape the feeling of being a spectacle. Most of the time we receive mere cursory glances, and even warm smiles from some of the women, but in the market lack of headscarf means you must endure a droning "WOOW. WOOW. WOOW" while struggling as it is with the stress of haggling.

Below: a few pictures taken as we trundle along the seafront. We have decided that over the year the sea air will counteract the worst effects of the nicotine-laced shisha, and hopefully also our near-chronic laziness.

As the night draws in, so too does the traffic. Deko's book on the Liquid Continent warns that Alexandrians drive 'like lunatics' but in reality it seems the pedestrians are the ones with a few screws loose. In a city where right of way is non-existent, there are no lanes, drivers alternately smoke and chat on the phone and swerving is apparently an art form meant to be practised at every opportunity, we are a little awestruck by the breezy manner in which locals meander through the vehicles, without even a pause for thought. When Natasha gets stuck a group of young Egyptians laugh and urge her on before applauding when we finally arrive in one peace, about ten minutes later. In the gridlocked roads the blaring of ambulance sirens is entirely redundant.

So far we have made our way around the city almost entirely by taxi - a ride from our area to the seafront costs little over £1, mostly because drivers are so exasperated with our level of spoken Arabic to argue. Journeys are frequently 'layered up' to save time on both sides (yesterday I went back to the flat alone until we picked up a woman trying to get to university). I try as far as possible not to mock when Arabs clearly don't understand the English slogans displayed on clothes, signs etc, but some of the bumper stickers here are hilarious - favourites so far have included 'No Friends Here' and 'GEAM (yes, GEAM) OVER'. However there is also a tram system in Alexandria dating back to the colonial period.

We stroll back from the Corniche and realise for the first time that the mainly quiet, friendly area where we are now living is in fact more or less directly opposite a huge Christian graveyard. Stretching for what seems to be a square kilometre, it's broken up according to various sects including Coptic Christians, protestants and Egyptian orthodox worshippers, clustered silently together under the ragged palms. We try to get a closer look through the iron gate but a group of enthusiastic guard-dogs materialise as if from nowhere, making us all jump.

We continue on and after another quick brush with death at the next main road, cross Shalalat gardens (below) and reach the Wabuur al Maya roundabout, below below (holy light purely coincidental):

That night - well, I say night, more like the following morning - Vicky and I are still awake at 4am, wired on peanut butter and discussing whether it would be better to remain celibate and unloved forever or marry Mr Bean when a noise creeps in that brings all conversation to a halt: the morning call to prayer. This is the first time I've heard it since arriving here and the sound is entirely different to all the others we've heard, a steady, slow echo less like words and more a low stirring groan across the city, drifting from one minaret to the next and falling like a blanket over the sounds of the street. We haven't yet worked out how many Egyptians follow the five-times-a-day prayer but in any case it is an eerie, beautiful noise that commands silence. A little like the beginning of Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal when all the Mystics start singing, but with fewer puppet strings and more majesty. At this rate I will run out of colourful vocabulary before we reach the pyramids but, unlike the pyramids, no photograph can express this experience. Even without being religious the feeling of smallness is profound, and we stay awake for a further half hour, though this might also have something to do with spider paranoia.

To conclude, and lighten the mood of this post (or not....), here is a mug we found in our cupboard. Hmmr.

Box of Frogs

Just as I was considering attempting to construct some kind of post explaining the current political situation in Egypt, an article appeared on Al Jazeera with the first set of election dates. Literally three minutes ago. I've taken it as a sign.

Today a number of Egyptian political parties will meet to discuss arrangements for elections to the lower house of parliament, which should, all going well, take place on the 21st of November. The whole election process is being held in three stages and seems to be occurring a little later than originally intended; it was previously hoped that the presidential election itself would have taken place by the end of summer, or early autumn. Now it looks to be pushed back until at least December, most likely some time next year.

By the time a new regime is established, Egypt will have been under military rule (and thus without a concrete head of state) for quite some time; as previously mentioned it is surely testament to the integrity of the Egyptian people that the country continues to function as normal, with the bare minimum - as far as I can tell - of disruption to public services. As I write this a few local children appear to be pitching in to help clean up the rubbish dump outside. Whether this is down to the more or less nationwide presence of faith (around 90% of the population are identified as Muslim, and many more are Coptic Christians) or merely a sincere committal to the revolution is unclear. Either way it also serves to underline the pathetic, laughable nature of the recent UK riots and the 'motivation' behind them.

Nonetheless - at some stage, the fifth Egyptian president must be chosen. Surveys from earlier this year suggest that the favourite to win is Amr Moussa, former Foreign Minister and  the ex-Secretary General of the League of Arab States. Despite obvious links to Mubarak, his assertions regarding policies towards Gaza and the West Bank, criticisms of U.S foreign policy and many years of experience have made him an extremely popular figure; it has been speculated that Mubarak send him to work for the Arab League in 2001 to prevent him running in the 2005 elections himself.

The principle rival for leadership is Muhammad AlBaradei, previously head of the International Atomic Energy Agency and winner of the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize, a key figure during the protests and staunch supporter of free and fair elections in Egypt. His comparative lack of popularity may be due in no small part to his support for several policies that clash with current U.S. policy towards future stability in the Middle East. Other candidates include the ex-head of the International Union of Muslim Scholars and an ex-member of the Muslim Brotherhood popular with the youth, who was expelled for his decision to run.

More on the various candidates once I've had a chance to speak to people about their views, which will take some time. In the meantime it seems that in keeping with this new spirit of camaraderie and participation it is not just the temporary government and national media that are making sterling efforts to keep the population informed; a monthly magazine for Cilantro (a chain of cafes) explains in its 'Political Corner' how to vote in a parliamentary election and presents a guide to citizen journalism, while the 'Alex Agenda' (tagline: 'what's Up Alexandria') is sponsoring the Election System Stimulator, a series of lectures and workshops organised by a group of indipendent youth in the hopes of 'eliminat[ing] ignorance' and 'sharing a common vision of raising awareness and civil community engagement'.

However it would be naive to suggest that the transition will be smooth; the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces, which has ruled since Mubarak stepped down, announced following clashes at the Israeli embassy last week its intentions to broaden the application of 'emergency law' in Egypt, including the suspension of civilian rights and the temporary use of the special 'security courts' strongly associated with the Mubarak regime. According to the Guardian website,

"The new military decree extends emergency law to cover a glut of vaguely defined transgressions that could easily be applied to legitimate protest, including "infringing on others' right to work", "impeding the flow of traffic", and "spreading false information in the media"."

Some days ago the imposition of a block on national media was discussed furiously on Al Jazeera, one of a number of channels now believed to be under threat. An eloquent and justifiably exasperated journalist ridiculed the notion that Egypt was currently in a state of emergency, and even if it was, that the idea was unthinkable. The phrase 'blathering idiots' was used, amongst others.
The quote-heavy Amnesty International page offers a little more information on the actual restrictions imposed by the temporary governing body: http://www.amnesty.org.uk/news_details.asp?NewsID=19690

More on this as it develops. In the meantime, I'm going back to Cilantro.

Aqdaam qadhra

Here we are washing our feet in the otherwise pristine pastel bath in what has become a nightly tradition. Plush though the apartment may be, it is important to remember that it's only by Egyptian standards.

ACL and Arab Money

We've moved in! By the end of tonight, time and energy allowing, this flat ought to officially feel like home. A late-night cleaning session and first attempt at home cooking leaves us, at almost 9pm, simultaneously shattered and elated. Tomorrow is the first day we won't have to get up for anything so the hope is once again to rise at about 2, Arab-style.

Supplies of all forms have been found at the enormous Carrefour supermarket around fifteen minutes' drive away, by the shopping centre. We have already accepted the fact that is impossible to do such a shop again without at least a spare three hours, the patience of a saint and probably a map. The supermarket is effectively four normal Tescos (or what have you) crammed into one; while the market offers fresh food at a comparatively low price, it seems most locals come here to do their shopping for more or less everything, stretching from five-kilo sacks of rice (the lift groaned under our combined weight on the journey back up) to homeware and school supplies. I've no doubt that the entire home decor of many Arabs is dictated by what they can find in boxed sets at Carrefour. They even have shisha pipes, a snip at £7. We get chatting to some Egyptian men in the checkout queue who offer to step in when it looks like we don't have enough money; neon washing baskets, hazelnut KitKats and the closest thing to Tabasco really were necessities. Thankfully the shopping centre doesn't close until 12 (that includes the H&M, Starbucks etc!) so if you need a power nap midway on one of the faux-leather beanbags there is plenty of time to do so.

Below: our disarmingly healthy first shop

We also visited the ACL Institute today, where we will be studying for the next year. Magda, who runs the establishment alongside her large part-Italian family, is not as formidable as we had been led to believe but certainly a firm and businesslike figure, understandably proud of what has been achieved especially in the last year (the construction of all-new accomodation is almost complete, and an on-site mosque). It is no longer located in the centre of town but a little outside, past what can only be described as a desert wasteland mostly taken up by oil refineries on either side. Other new additions to the only 'modern' building in the area include comfy seating areas, tiled bathrooms and a pretty garden mostly characterised by a cluster of giant stone mushrooms. As it turns out it will just be the 23 Leeds students studying here this year, which is strangely comforting.

Below: we cross the new garden where barbecues will apparently be held later in the year, and the dining room (the rest of the photos ate themselves).

On to a few pictures of our flat itself. It's beautifully furnished, as with a number of the flats we looked at, with polished dark wood dining area and marble surfaces in a number of the other rooms. Chandeliers just on the right side of tacky illuminate Japanese wall hangings, ornate vases and yes, the occasional bit of gold leaf. There are even two apparently antique rocking chairs in front of the back window which will probably come in handy when we are reduced to pallid, gibbering wrecks by exam stress. At present most people are sprawled on the sofa watching a film on Dubai One.

Above: the sitting/dining room

Below: the, er, second dining room. Home to a collection of upset-looking plants I have made it my mission to look after, and also, the fridge. Then the kitchen and its floral gas canisters.

The back window offers a strange and intriguing view - the rooftop of what the security guard outside can only tell us is an 'American house', apparently from a long, long time ago. It's home now only to a mother cat and four roly-poly kittens and carpets of tangled, climbing foliage.

Alexandria Library - photos

Please see 2 posts down for a proper description of the library - images below include a floor full of old printing machines, the work of 'resident artists' and our new favourite book.

4 days in pictures

With one of Khatra's six children in Cairo just as we were saying goodbye...

The burial site of the last president, Sadat, across the road from where he was assassinated.

Some of the apartment blocks on the journey out from Cairo. Bottom image shows the creepier ones, also present in smaller numbers here in Alexandria.

Our first sight of the pyramids in the distance - gone in a flash before I could ask him to stop. Which was just as well us being on the motorway and all.

The view from our dodgy apartment's balcony at night; no, they're not on fire, Boris just having an off day.

Alexandria as seen from the top of Natasha's hotel, and our new favourite seaside cafe opposite the library.

The only evidence for eighteen hours of predictable chundarr. Deko passes out after a tissue-crunching marathon.